 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Meet People, ...and above all, if I knew that it would be already something |
| Marital Status: |
In a Relationship |
| Children: |
Undecided |
| Education: |
Post Grad |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Smoke: |
Yes |
| Drink: |
No |
| Occupation: |
flashing career of unemployed |
| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Height: |
6' 2" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
French, Italian, English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Just Looking, Who I am, where I go, what I will do?... Why all these difficult questions? And more: WHO CARES? |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
I want you to cook my breakfast and than bring it to me in bed... |
| Sex is Best: |
Casual, Passionate, Loving, Experimental, Wild, Kinky, In a Relationship, Maybe I dont like sex...Maybe... |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
(the same above at sexual fantasies)cook my breakfast and than bring it to me in bed... |
| Cybersex Personality: |
I do not know my true personality... Can you imagine if I know this one? |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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Louis_Michel's Scoop
About me:
Dear navigator that you have had the incredible fortune to make shipwreck on my page, here you are the map of this island that as a modern Robinson Crusoe you are about to explore by yourself.
In the section "Basic info" you will be able to go for discover from how many exact months I do not work, why I'm here and discover all what I have not made in passed and some my personal identifying info (the age, as usual, is expressed rigorously in euros.)
Then there is link "View my pics" in which you will find my gallery of images that all rigorously have had extream makeover with photoshop with the supervision of the creators of the special effects of Titanic.
Always in the "my pics section" you can admire some of my best shots in the sensuale positions called "blow of the fulminating witch" on this background with austere and discreet color, whose tonality has been inspired from a tailleur of that most elegant woman that is Ivana Trump.
Then you run to see my "More about me" section in which you will find all my infallible escamotage in order to conquer the failure and, above all, in order to maintain it constant in the years!
The section "Message center" will concur to you to receive all the news of my flashing career like the list of the casting from I have been discarded in the last week.
Finally, in this section, you will be able to clik on "SEND ME A MESSAGE "and discover my address for send me e-mails full of insults and therefore go on the next option "BLOCK ME" and being able to include it in your list of undesired addresses.
Have a nice exploration...
Nik
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet again the "nice" naked man that I meet on RLC, the first time that I log in, and he asked me:"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" for look at him naked and tell him some things:
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
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