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30 +++, CA 
US
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I_AM_THE__WALRUS is looking for flor of paradise...
Last Profile Login: 12/5/2014
Last World Login: 9/28/2012
Member Since: 1/31/2008
General Info
I Am Here For: THE FREAK SHOW
Marital Status: Single
Children: I don't want children
Education: Post Grad
Religion: Spiritual, but not Religious
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes
Occupation: I AM A FOOL AND VILLAGE IDIOT
Body Type: Average
Height: 5' 7"
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Languages: English, ONLINE TRANSLATOR
Sexy Stuff
I Am Looking For: A LAUGH AND ALL THINGS BIZARRE
Sexual Fantasies: I AM A SEX DORK
Sex is Best: N/A
Cybersex: N/A
I Want You To: N/A
Cybersex Personality: SEX DORK
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About me:
"Imagination offers people consolation for what they cannot be, and humor for what they actually are." Albert Camus

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge." Einstein

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MY TITS AND ASS

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I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people. -John Lennon

WHO AM I? I am female...I am bisexual...I am a real person... Single, never married and no children in RL and single in rlc at the moment...

As frightening as it seems, I really act like this in rl. I would wear any of my outfits and props down the street...I am a lil wacky...or as others have described me....These are actual quotes from real people who attempt to describe me...who struggle to capture my essence and lack of substance in mere mortal terms...rofl...I am:

"FUNNY AS HELL AND KINDA RETARDED AT THE SAME TIME"

"THE CHAOS THEORY PERSONIFIED"

"EITHER BIPOLAR OR ENLIGHTENED"

"WINGS WITHOUT THE LANDING GEAR"

"A WHIRLING DERVISH"

"JUANA LA LOCA" "A BLACK WOMAN TRAPPED IN THE BODY OF A WHITE CHICK"

"LIKE EDDY MONSOON ON THE SHOW ABFAB"

funny...colorful...unique...odd...YES these are the type descriptions of me....

But who am I really? ROFL.... semi-intelligent, semi-creative, para-normal, fun-o-rama, off my rocker, not playing with a full deck kinda gal...who as Shazzzles has noted, 'surprisingly sounds normal when she speaks'...rofl.

THIS IS HOW PEOPLE USUALLY REACT WHEN THEY MEET ME (BELOW) ROFL

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I AM A FREAK SHOW....Photobucket

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LIFE...

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Who I'd like to meet:
"The real journey of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes". Marcel Proust

I WANT TO MEET SUSAN TYRRELL....I WANT TO BE SUSAN TYRELL WHEN I GROW UP...HERE SHE IS AS QUEEN IN "THE FORBIDDEN ZONE".

I WAS HATCHED FROM A WITCH'S EGG AND DOOMED TO FLY HIGH...LIKE A CRANE WITHOUT LEGS...

I WOULD LOVE TO MEET...."PAT" AND "MARY CATHERINE GALLAGHER" AND "MAT FOLEY" WHO IS A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER WHO LIVES IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER...(ALL THREE ARE SNL CHARACTERS I LOVE)

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SHITTING WITHOUT TOILET PAPER...

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ABOVE PHOTO IS ME IN SECOND LIFE STANDING NEXT TO MY ZEN BUDDHIST SURFBOARD AS "JOANLALOCA MAGIC", VENUSIAN WARRIORESS GODDESS

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MAT FOLEY...A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER WHO LIVES IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER....


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Music:
I LIKE OLD MUSIC, MEANING BEFORE 2000...ALL KINDS, MOSTLY ROCK, FOLK, JAZZ AND BLUES. I PLAY DRUMS A LIL...AND GUITAR, AND MORE RECENTLY I AM LEARNING THE SAX. I SING ALL THE TIME...IN THE SHOWER AND OUT....LOL...MUSIC MAKES ME HAPPY...

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I LOVE THIS VIDEO SOOOOOO MUCH...LOL

THANK YOU LORD LUCAN...I LOVE IT.


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Books:
I GOT A KINDLE ABOUT 6 MONTHS AGO AND I LOVE IT...I READ MOSTLY NON FICTION, BIOGRAPHIES AND VERY LITTLE FICTION, BUT I LIKE TO WRITE FICTION...MAKES NO SENSE? ROFL....VERY LITTLE THAT I DO MAKES SENSE....LOL.

 

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Reflection
The greatest battle is to fight your own fear
The hardest quest is to win yourself
The most challenging journey is to find who you really are
The eternal happiness is to love what you have in you.

***HUGS***

With love,
~NiA~

 
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