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Johnny_Rzeznik
I learned alot the first time I fell in love. Never even THOUGHT about killin' myself before then.
Male
Straight 
58 years old 
Atlanta, GEORGIA 
US
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Johnny_Rzeznik is at littlewingsofatlanta.com
Last Profile Login: 8/20/2011
Last World Login: 1/22/2012
Member Since: 9/9/2007
General Info
I Am Here For: For a New Experience, To Meet People
Marital Status: Swinger
Children: Eventually
Education: College Graduate
Religion: Spiritual, but not Religious
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Yes
Occupation: Stunt Cock
Body Type: Average
Height: 6' 5"
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Languages: English
Sexy Stuff
I Am Looking For: Virtual Relationship, Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Real Life Relationship, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships, C'mon, we're all a little perverted!
Sexual Fantasies: Done most of those! Let's do 'em again! What's yours?
Sex is Best: With a Stranger
Cybersex: Yes
I Want You To: Suck my cock!
Cybersex Personality: Wild, Exhibitionist, Dunno yet!
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Johnny_Rzeznik's Scoop
About me:
Musician, web designer and amateur entrepreneur. Toured for 5 years with Aerosmith and ZZ Top. I've also done work with Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers and Fleetwood Mac. I was living the lifestyle and didn't know it was a lifestyle. I've got a couple stories. Very easy going, GREAT personality, very creative, INCREDIBLY charming, part horse, never the ugliest guy in a room, quick witted and some people actually think I'm funny.

I enjoy putting slinkies on the escalators at the mall, going to bull fights on acid and skinny snow-boarding.

I am divorced several years now. Just didn't work out. I'm a Scorpio and she's an annoying bitch. I'm just kidding, I'm a Virgo.


Who I'd like to meet:
What am I looking for in a woman? ME! Looking to make new friends and some great memories.

In general, I'm looking for a woman who is Pretty, Sexy, Funny and Smart!

But will settle for a woman who is just Pretty and Sexy.

More About Johnny_Rzeznik
My Other Profile/Website Links:
http://www.gonegator.com
http://www.littlewingsofatlanta.com
http://www.swinglifestyle.com/?signup=GoneG8tr&tar=swinger20b
http://join.brittneyskyexxx.com/track/MTA2OTk3OjM6MQ/

Interests:
Tom Petty's "Don't Do Me Like That" came on the radio as I was driving home thinking about what one beautiful woman had said to me just recently at an Atlanta swing club. Basically, she said, "I just want to fuck you." I'm pretty sure every straight guy has wanted to say that AND/OR have it said to them, but most guys I know wouldn't come right out and say it. I started thinking about the song that was playing and "Just Do Me Like That" comes to mind.

So, I got home and wrote this "parody" in like 5 minutes. If you know my sense of humor and like it, you'll love this.

If you don't know the song, you may be offended. It was not meant in that way at all, the words just fit so well.

Just Do Me Like That
2007 Year of the Cock Music
(guess I have to stop writing year of the monkey on my checks!)

I was talkin' with this guy I know
Said one of Gods' laws has got a loophole
A girl walked up to him, said to take her from behind
Then she drops to her knees and blows his mind
Every straight guy has fantasized
Just want to sleep with them, not hear them whine
You ain't breakin' any rules from above
When her husband hands you your glove!

Just do me like that. Just do me like that
I just don't need you baby
Just do me like that. Just do me like that
Just do me like that
I know I don't need you baby
Just do me like that.

Listen honey, can't you see? It just wouldn't bother me
If we were at a swingers club and you want some other guy
Just a little warning so remind yourself
You just might see me with someone else
I just don't need you baby
Just do me like that.

Just do me like that. Just do me like that
I just don't love you baby
Just do me like that. Just do me like that
I know I don't love you honey
Just do me like that.

'Cause somewhere deep down inside
Some other girl will be sayin'
No man ever lasts that long!
You said it last night
when you couldn't stop screamin
' I dont think I can take anymore!

Listen honey, can't you see? It just wouldn't bother me
If you were at a swingers club taking on four or five
Just a little warning so remind yourself
You know I won't be by myself
She opened up my eyes
And brags about my size

Just do me like that. Just do me like that
I just don't love you baby
Just do me like that. Just do me like that
I know I don't need you honey
Just do me like that


My Favorite Websites:
http://www.gonegator.com
http://www.littlewingsofatlanta.com
http://www.swinglifestyle.com/?signup=GoneG8tr&tar=swinger20b
http://join.brittneyskyexxx.com/track/MTA2OTk3OjM6MQ/

Music:
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers The Rolling Stones Led Zeppelin The Beatles Son Volt Soul Asylum Cheap Trick Goo Goo Dolls Mudcrutch Ah hell, too many to list!
Movies:
N/A
Books:
Common Sense - Thomas Paine

 

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