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Looking for excitement,looking for fun, if your the one, get back to me.After my career as a professional double dutch jump roper ended in a severe and shocking tragedy i moved into the world of valve stem covers. I trim my toenails regularly and have recently learned how to pee standing up. My hobbies include gourmet possum cooking, and a bit of needlepoint. I like to play Liberace records backwords in hopes of hearing subliminal messages from the beyond and I also enjoy finding gum underneath restaurant tables. Contrary to popular belief, my farts do not stink, but rather they surround me with a slight smell of rose water. I am the current Guinness book of world records holder in being able to stuff the most sauerkraut up my nostrils and i have Iowa's largest collection of celebrity pubes. But seriously, I use to live in Colorado, but have come back to Iowa for family reasons, and to gain perspective on the future. I love MUSIC, know all kinds, and like to discuss it with others. I'm currently looking for someone cool to hang with, if you honestly think your the one, get back to me. If you find my upfront personality wrong/offensive, then move on!Most people don't get me, so it doesn't bother me. I don't like uptight, judgmental, think they know everything, i'm better than you, kind of people, plus those who say one thing and mean another. I've known all my life that there's a purpose for what I want to do, and it's getting closer everyday!You heard the phrase, KEEP IT REAL, thats what I want out of a relationship, and my freinds.I'm currently in the process of writing a book, about lifes perspectives, dealing with relationships,ignorance, social views, and a few other things. I have alot of people as my friends on my page, would like for some of them to respond more often then they do,or eventually you will be deleted.lol.Quote: "Some of the most brillant writers in the world are the most boring people, when you first meet them, it's through their characters/writings that their real personality comes across, and you truly understand who I am.
Who I'd like to meet:
A lady that knows what she wants, and isnt afraid to ask, excitement, intriguing must me a plus.MAYBE I'D LIKE TO MEET SOMEBODY THAT'S: Interesting, Honest, SWEET, AGGRESSIVE, INTELLECTUAL,AND MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN I NEED IT THE MOST.Someone who can have a good time and relax. LIKES THE OUTDOORS, TAKES CARE OF THEMSELVES, LIKES to travel, not looking to change me, but embrace who I am.
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MUSIC, LET'S SEE MUSIC. AND OH YEAH MUSIC. GREAT MOVIES THAT MAKE YOU THINK, BUT I ALSO DIG THE OTHER CRAP ALSO. BOOKS THAT YOU CAN'T PUT DOWN. I LIKE TO TRAVEL, LOVE TO DISCOVER NEW THINGS, and new people! I'm addicted to Myspace, and hope to meet more interesting people on here. Friends that have a good sense of humor, and know what sarcasm is
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IF YOU KNOW THESE ARTISTS: MMW, OZOMATLI, JURASSIC 5, KARL DENSON, ROBERT RANDOLPH, NIKKA COSTA, Spearhead, S.O.A.D., RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, PEARL JAM, ANYTHING WITH LES CLAYPOOL, THE CLASH!, PATIO, RADIOHEAD, MILEs.COLTRANE
Movies:
TOP 5 IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: GARDEN STATE, WONDER BOYS, USUAL SUSPECTS, SAY ANYTHING, HIGH FIDELITY. If YOU GET HOW I STARTED THIS OUT, AND HOW IT TIES INTO THE LAST MOVIE, YOU GET BONUS POINTS.I ALSO LIKE ALL OF THE KEVIN SMITH MOVIES!!!donnie darko,V FOR VENDETTA! Notes of Scandal. Check out Departed!
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HIGH FIDELITY ( READ THE BOOK, BEFORE THE MOVE, TOTALLY DIFFERENT), 25 YEARS OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ( THE EARLY YEARS WERE INSANE, I CANT BELIEVE THEY GOT AWAY WITH SO MUCH SHIT, THEY WERE GODS) ANY BOOKS BY THE DALI LAMA, AND ANY BOOKS BY CHUCK PALAHNIUK- I KNOW I'M SPELLING HIS NAME WRONG, I ALWAYS DO.
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