 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Explore My Sexuality, To Meet People, I'm here for anything I find here! |
| Marital Status: |
Happily Married |
| Children: |
Have children |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Religion: |
Other |
| Smoke: |
N/A |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Spoon Exporter |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
4' 21" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
N/A |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A closed mind is a dull mind. |
| Sex is Best: |
Yes it is. |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Tell Me You Love Me, Meet Me In Person If We Really Click, Talk Dirty to Me, Tell Me I'm The Best, Make Me Do It, Teach Me New Tricks, Tell Me Your Fantasy, Sure, even Other. |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Amateur, Seductress/Seductor, Experienced, Submissive, Loving, Passionate, Innocent, Dominating, Voyeur, Threesomes, The More The Merrier, Fun With Toys, Virgin, Nasty, Not Too Wild, Adventurous, Kinky, Aggressive, Passive, Wild, Role Player, Exhibitionist, |
My Web Gifts
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Rufus42's Scoop
About me:
I'm far more interesting than this paragraph will probably make me appear. I'll try anyway... I love to have fun, and if I'm not having it at any given moment, I'm probably having it and just not noticing it. My hobbies include long walks on frozen beaches, singing and air-drumming in my car while I drive, and writing paragraphs that try to sum up my entire personality inside a little box of text. Wow, I hope I'm more interesting than this. I need new hobbies.
Who I'd like to meet:
The guy who invented the Wet Banana. I'd love to ask him how he came up with the idea for calling it a Wet Banana. Was the Slip 'n Slide already invented and he just needed a new name, and he happened to use yellow plastic in his prototype and so that's the name that just stuck? I bet there's a story there. Also, I'd like to play rock/paper/scissors with Mother Teresa, because I bet no one else has, and she might enjoy it.
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More About Rufus42
My Other Profile/Website Links:
N/A
Interests:
- Listening to music that doesn't suck
- Feeling self-important and superior when someone uses the wrong spelling of 'your', 'there' or 'its'
- Watching TV shows that show the world's best roller coasters
- Riding roller coasters can be fun too.
My Favorite Websites:
- www.somethingawful.com
- www.straightdope.com
- www.emotioneric.com
That Asian Prince site... can't remember the URL...
Music:
Lots.
If I have to be more specific: Beatles-Miles Davis-Beck-Syd Barrett-Nick Drake-Elvis Costello-Billie Holiday-Ween-the Stones-Paul Simon-Big Star-"Pet Sounds"-Alan Jackson-the Odds-Phish-James Brown-classic Motown/Stax/Volt/Atlantic soul music-no, seriously, Alan Jackson blows, I was kidding-Weezer-Tom Petty-Little Walter-Dave Brubeck-Grateful Dead-Red Hot Chili Peppers-Elmore James-Welcome-Louis Armstrong-Janis Joplin-Muddy Waters-John Coltrane-I mean it, Alan Jackson just stinks on a level that... I shouldn''t have even... never mind-the Police-Portishead-Thievery Corporation-Memphis Slim-Bob Dylan-Elliott Smith-Jason Falkner-Ella Fitzgerald-Beastie Boys-the Futureheads-Van Morrison-David Byrne-Cake-Wilson Pickett-Us3-John Lee Hooker-the Band-Jimi Hendrix-Sarah Vaughn-Jonatha Brooke-Jack Johnson--- I could go on...
Movies:
- Casablanca
- Star Wars (parts IV, V, VI)
- Shawshank Redemption
- Love And Death
- Dazed And Confused
- Animal House
- Duck Soup
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Let It Be
- Dr. Strangelove
- Die Hard
- Amelie
- Hannah & Her Sisters
- The Wedding Singer
- It's A Wonderful Life
- The Facts of Life Go To Australia!
Books:
- Skinny Legs And All
- The Rainbow Incident
- Without Feathers
- Harry Potter (of course!)
- Lies & The Lying Liars Who Tell Them
- Jitterbug Perfume
- The Black File
- The Facts of Life Go To Australia! (the novelization)
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